"Protection is a job for local security, not Jedi"

Damn.  I don't work in a bad neighborhood, but we sure do get ripped off alot!  Twice this week.  Last night was the worst - we now have no color printer or postage machine, and are short one copier and one printer.  They left us the fax machine, bless their hearts.  Bastards!!!!!

If I had been around, I would have opened a can of whoop-ass on them, of course.  Please read my heroic tale to see what I'm talkin' about (entry from last November, I didn't know many of you then!)

We have a security guy that patrols the parking lot at night, but... well... yeah, lot of good that does, he probably spends most of his time picking his ass on the other side, where the BIG company is.  We are right off the freeway and it's deserted on one side of our building - tempting for thieves.  We have an alarm system, but of course it still takes a few minutes for the cops to get here, they know that.  We need security cameras, bars on all the doors and windows, and specially-trained pitbulls in the office!