"You'll be malfunctioning within a day..."

I realize all you people in cold climates just laugh at me but... but...

OMG it's cold and OMG it snowed here yesterday! But not at my house :( And of course it all pretty much melted before it hit the ground. It's supposed to be in the 20s tonight! BRRRRRRRR!

And, according to an ASU sociologist, I have an anti-social yard. Ha! I could have told him that.