"I'm standing here in pieces and you're having delusions of grandeur!"

A real update! Alas, it’s not very exciting. Such is my boring life. I’m typing this sneakily at work, in Word, and instead of emailing it to myself at home I think I’ll just hop online for a minute just to post it. I’ve been really good lately, I don’t think one minute will kill me.

( ~Heaven forbid you end up alone and don’t know why~ )

I may put up a to-do list later for myself for this weekend but I think I’ll back-date it rather than spam you guys. Ehhhhhhh fuck the list. I'll do whatever I feel like getting done and if I don't do it OH WELL, nothing urgent this weekend.