Bad Omen

[lumy12]

Today is the end of an era... well, a rather short-lived era. Last October I had admired the strength of a plastic fork at M's baby shower. Not only was it strong, it was a lovely lilac color. I declared it my Work Fork.

And today it finally broke. *sigh* It did last a little over 6 months. I managed to hold back the tears when I chucked it in the trash.

Okay, I guess I'm being a wee bit overdramatic here. It's a friggin' fork. People thought I was nuts for keeping it. Ah, they think I'm nuts anyway.
And I'm so much more "normal" now than I used to be.

Comments

Omens

[(Anonymous)]

Even though I've never actually seen all of "The Omen," somehow I'm guessing the plot is slightly different than your plight. Good luck Forking Towards Aggravation.

-Stad

Re: Omens

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

Forking Towards Aggravation? Oh I get it - a play on the CD I'm currently on! You're so clever, Stad.

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

Sleep Well, Dear Spork!

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

It was a fork, not a spork! I eventually just brought a real fork to use. Just don't ask me how often I wash it.

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't think it needs washing very often. You don't eat REAL food as I recall!

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

Well, the non-real food apparently leaves residue just like the real food!

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

I would think that you'd lick that fork clean considering non-real food is usually some sort of junk food!

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

I do! That's all I do to clean it, really, until it gets really nasty looking.

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

until it gets really nasty looking.

Shudders to think what you consider really nasty looking!