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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I put money in [livejournal.com profile] elledwen's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I gave [livejournal.com profile] azurien a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I broke [livejournal.com profile] scarcities's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] kevthejedi (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
lumy12

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Kev has enough porn *rolls eyes*

Date: 2005-12-05 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elledwen.livejournal.com
Thanks for that, although, I don't drive so I'm not sure if that was my expired parking meter. ^_^

Date: 2005-12-05 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfromajedi.livejournal.com
Hehehe. Well, I tried!

*is amused that we're replying to each other's real journals at the same time as our RP ones*
*is easily amused*

Date: 2005-12-05 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nelliedrum.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! Porn for Kev

Date: 2005-12-06 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kevthejedi.livejournal.com
What do you mean I have enough porn?! How can you ever have ENOUGH!?

Date: 2005-12-07 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumy12.livejournal.com
You have enough. Hopefully you don't have another one of those calenders for 2006 that you feel you need to post pics from on the first of every month. Ha! Can't you like, get a Star Wars calendar or something?

Date: 2005-12-07 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kevthejedi.livejournal.com
1) I already have my FHM calender for 2006, although it's slightly more risque than last year, so I'm not allowed it at work.
2) It's not porn unless sex acts are occuring, so my calender would be classed as smut.
3) I do have the star wars calender, but I don't open it, keep all the packaging etc
4) I will be posting pics from my new calender on the 1st (ish) of every month! :-p

Date: 2005-12-07 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumy12.livejournal.com
Porn, smut, whatever. WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THE STAR WARS ONE AND POST THOSE PICS, and then just keep the gross girly one all wrapped up? That makes more sense to me!

Date: 2005-12-07 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kevthejedi.livejournal.com
But not to me, and it's my log, so my opimion holds more weight! Quite drunk!

Date: 2008-09-18 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gizzi1213.livejournal.com
Kevin made out the best on his gift!!!

Date: 2008-09-18 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumy12.livejournal.com
Heeeee indeed he did!

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