Wine and Wood
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lumy12Title: "Wine and Wood"
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Anakin/Palpatine
Prompt: Not gonna lie, this was a silly comment fic I pulled out of my ass/arse for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
starwarsland. But it amused Ansketil and is therefore worthy of posting plus it's always good to knock prompts off my fanfic50 claim! So! I'm applying it to #31 - Direction. A bit of a stretch, perhaps, but MEH. Oh, the original prompt by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ansketil_rose was "Anakin/Palpatine - intoxicated."
Word Count: 330
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's just Palpakin fluff, guys :D
Author's Notes: ♥
Anakin lounged next to the Chancellor, greedily drinking all the heady Nubian wine the older man offered. It was nice, sharing drinks with a friend, his mentor… the most powerful man in the galaxy. He leaned into Palpatine’s velvety soft shoulder. “You smell good,” the Jedi declared suddenly. “Do people tell you that a lot? ‘Cause you do.”
Palpatine chuckled. “You’re the first.” It was most likely a lie, although he truly couldn’t recall the last time anyone had paid him any olfactory compliments.
“Really? No!” cried Anakin, aghast. He pondered the scent as he downed another glass. “You smell like…hmmm. Like riches. Like wine and wood. But not just any old wood, more like… expensive wood.”
“I suppose that’s better than morning dew on the roses,” Palpatine drawled.
“That too! Rose dew on the morning wood!” The words tumbled out of his mouth in a rush. When the meaning of what he’d said sank in, he began to giggle.
Palpatine was amused as well. “And that’s a pleasant aroma?”
Anakin was giggling hard enough now that his glass shook, and wine sloshed out onto the Chancellor’s plush robes. “Oh shit! S-sorry!” He didn’t sound sorry, but he reached over with his other hand to…
To what? Palpatine couldn’t be sure, as there was no napkin in the hand that… grabbed in the general vicinity of his crotch. There was no wine spilled in that area. Most curious.
“Oooops,” mumbled Anakin, turning and pressing his body against the Chancellor’s, looking at him lustily through his lashes.
“What are you doing, Anakin?” Palpatine didn’t pull away nor pull him closer. He was certain he wore enough layers that his erection could go undetected. Not that Anakin’s Force senses wouldn’t tell him everything he needed to know…
“Takin’ advan’ge of you, e’en though I’m the one tha’s drunk!” slurred the boy, licking his lips and leaning in to kiss him.
Palpatine smiled. He was all too happy to let Anakin believe that.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Anakin/Palpatine
Prompt: Not gonna lie, this was a silly comment fic I pulled out of my ass/arse for
starwarsland. But it amused Ansketil and is therefore worthy of posting plus it's always good to knock prompts off my fanfic50 claim! So! I'm applying it to #31 - Direction. A bit of a stretch, perhaps, but MEH. Oh, the original prompt by ansketil_rose was "Anakin/Palpatine - intoxicated."Word Count: 330
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's just Palpakin fluff, guys :D
Author's Notes: ♥
Anakin lounged next to the Chancellor, greedily drinking all the heady Nubian wine the older man offered. It was nice, sharing drinks with a friend, his mentor… the most powerful man in the galaxy. He leaned into Palpatine’s velvety soft shoulder. “You smell good,” the Jedi declared suddenly. “Do people tell you that a lot? ‘Cause you do.”
Palpatine chuckled. “You’re the first.” It was most likely a lie, although he truly couldn’t recall the last time anyone had paid him any olfactory compliments.
“Really? No!” cried Anakin, aghast. He pondered the scent as he downed another glass. “You smell like…hmmm. Like riches. Like wine and wood. But not just any old wood, more like… expensive wood.”
“I suppose that’s better than morning dew on the roses,” Palpatine drawled.
“That too! Rose dew on the morning wood!” The words tumbled out of his mouth in a rush. When the meaning of what he’d said sank in, he began to giggle.
Palpatine was amused as well. “And that’s a pleasant aroma?”
Anakin was giggling hard enough now that his glass shook, and wine sloshed out onto the Chancellor’s plush robes. “Oh shit! S-sorry!” He didn’t sound sorry, but he reached over with his other hand to…
To what? Palpatine couldn’t be sure, as there was no napkin in the hand that… grabbed in the general vicinity of his crotch. There was no wine spilled in that area. Most curious.
“Oooops,” mumbled Anakin, turning and pressing his body against the Chancellor’s, looking at him lustily through his lashes.
“What are you doing, Anakin?” Palpatine didn’t pull away nor pull him closer. He was certain he wore enough layers that his erection could go undetected. Not that Anakin’s Force senses wouldn’t tell him everything he needed to know…
“Takin’ advan’ge of you, e’en though I’m the one tha’s drunk!” slurred the boy, licking his lips and leaning in to kiss him.
Palpatine smiled. He was all too happy to let Anakin believe that.
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Date: 2009-09-26 01:33 am (UTC)ass/arse
Is that for my benefit? lol. After the donkey incident?
But it amused Ansketil and is therefore worthy of posting
Yes! This is the bar by which all fics should be judged! ^_^ *zones off into land of power-tripping madness* ...and then ALL sw authors will be required to bow down before me...! *walks into a lampost*
But not just any old wood, more like… expensive wood.”
This still cracks me up. Oh, Anakin, that's because his colonge costs more credits than you've ever seen in your life!
♥ ^_^
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Date: 2009-09-26 01:58 am (UTC)Now now, don't get delusions of grandeur, dear, first we have to convert the masses to PALPAKIN!!!
Thank you for commenting, now this post isn't all nekkid ^_^
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Date: 2009-09-26 10:15 am (UTC)Still remember me ? Hmm...you know, I've been SO very busy studying, taking IT classes, etc., etc., etc. and didn't even have time to sneak a look inside this community. ^_^;
Well, I've just read your A/P fic, btw, and really did enjoy it ! And...was it wrong that I kind of burst out laughing when Anakin said something about how Palpy actually smells and that he smells of Rose dew on the morning wood ?? XD
And...about the ending to the story...*sighs, shaking head* Anakin hasn't changed much while I'm away from the world of SW, does he ? Always horny/naughty...
Well, a nice little piece, this one is, really ! Arigatoh so much for taking my mind off studying all ! *hugs* ;)
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Date: 2009-09-26 01:58 pm (UTC)I'm glad you laughed, it was definitely supposed to be silly and funny :) You're quite welcome for the distraction!
Thanks for commenting!
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Date: 2009-09-26 05:14 pm (UTC)“You smell like…hmmm. Like riches. Like wine and wood. But not just any old wood, more like… expensive wood.”
“I suppose that’s better than morning dew on the roses,” Palpatine drawled.
It's better than old ruins as well. (Reference I don't think anyone here will get.)
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Date: 2009-09-26 06:34 pm (UTC)How sweet you are to read these non-A/O blatherings of mine!
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Date: 2010-10-15 03:54 am (UTC)"I did not have sexual relations with that padawan."
^_^
Happiness is some fluffy Palpakin...
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Date: 2010-10-15 04:26 am (UTC)And who the hell deleted their comment above you here? *perturbed*
I can SO hear Palps delivering the Bill Clinton line :D
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Date: 2010-10-15 04:30 am (UTC)I deserved to. The mod was SO LAZY. Just really disappointing!
And who the hell deleted their comment above you here?
Obviously they wanted to pretend they're a respectable Jedi who was never Palpakin-ogling darksider?
I know. But Anakin would go to pieces on the witness stand and everyone would know Palpatine was lying. :)
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Date: 2010-10-15 04:39 am (UTC)*snicker* A Jedi caught with Sith porn! Oh noes!
WHY HAS NO ONE WRITTEN A FIC IN WHICH OBI-WAN CATCHES ANAKIN MASTURBATING TO SITH PORN.
Haha, Anakin would SO give him away, yup yup!
*whiiiine* I want to read your fic but I can't concentrate with my brother hanging out here watching the Starsky & Hutch movie lol