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[lumy12]

So, this morning I woke up at 5:30 with cramps. Yay for Aunt Flo missing the holiday but arriving late nonetheless. I kinda like getting up early on weekends so no biggie. I figured I'd need to go pop some pills as I started my day.

I forgot to do that... because the cramps subsided. Yay! So all day I felt kind of "meh" but not bad.

I went to bed a couple hours ago and it feels like every time I'm about to drift off my uterus goes STAB STAB STAB! NOOOOO U WILL WAKEY NOW! until finally I give in and get up and drug myself. So now I'm up until it goes numb down there, I guess. I lost the mental battle of trying to resist the need for drugs.

Wtf, body? I don't recall this ever happening before. Usually no more than one occurrence of cramps, on day one or day zero.

I can has menopause now plz? All this bleeding is pointless.

Why did I hop on LJ and post this? Because when I can't sleep I MUST MAKE ALL OF YOU SUFFER BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Comments

[queen-meep.livejournal.com]

*snugs* Poor thing. I have been having similar problems with my uterus of late, but I know precisely why MINE are happening! Heh

Maybe you will go through menopause soon ♥

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm all good now! Hopefully yours gets in shape soon!