THIS JUST IN

[lumy12]

Whoa. I haven't done a meme since November? I knew it had been a while but I didn't think it had been THAT long. Unless I did one and forgot to tag it, but pfffft, that seems unlikely. Even if I don't remember to tag immediately, I usually remember to do it before my next post.

I know I was tagged for one in January that I haven't done yet. Yes, I still remember. I may or may not do that one.

"What?" you may wonder - "doesn't she fear the wrath of the Meme Gods? Look at the bad stuff that's happened this year so far!"

To that, I now say FUCK THE MEME GODS. THEY'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

I am no longer a slave to their evile ways. I renounce my faith!

Also, when I do decide to post memes, I won't tag anyone. Because tagging is decidedly of the dark side.

Comments

[archerstar.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE THEE ANGER THE MEME GODS. HELLFIRE SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON THOUST HOUSE AND HOME.

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOO I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'M TOO WEAK!

[archerstar.livejournal.com]

Damn skippy.

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

**GASP!!!**

Who are you, and what have you done to Wendy???

BRING HER BACK...NOW!!!!!

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

LOL

I HAVE KIDNAPPED HER. YEAH, THAT'S IT. I AM HOLDING HER FOR RANSOM.

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to ask what you want as a ransom payment because I suspect Wendy would make you demand a Palpikan fic!!!!

You may keep her for that price! LOL

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE ENRAGED ME ENOUGH WITH THAT REPLY FOR ME TO SUBJECT YOU TO ANOTHER ENTIRELY CAPSLOCKED RESPONSE. BECAUSE ACCORDING TO WENDY YOU HATE CAPSLOCK WITH A FIERY BURNING PASSION.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT PALPAKIN? HMMM.

A Quick Palpikan Fic (R/NC-17)

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

"Anakin, how nice to see you back from the frontlin...." Palpatine gasped in shocked surprise as Anakin engulfed him in a fierce hug and ravishing kiss.

"Quick, I want you in me, NOW, it's been soooo long," the ever impatient Anakin said, tearing at the older man's billowing robes.

Never one to deny himself a chance to bury himself deep into Anakin's delightful ass, Palpatine began tugging at Anakin's robes with the same shredding intensity his own had fallen victim too.

Not even bothering to step out of his leggings, which were wrapped around his feet, Anakin bent over Palpatine's desk, reaching behind he spread his ass cheeks open in invitation. "Take me, quick, I need you."

Palpatine, who had been stroking his hardening penis in anticipation, needed no further urging. Without any waste of time on preliminaries, he entered Anakin with on firm thrust. He was rewarded with Anakin's deep grown of satisfaction. He pressed his hand against Anakin's neck, forcing the younger man into a submissive position. He pounded in and out quickly, once, twice, thrice...finding his release deep in the pulsing ass that surrounded him. With a groan of release, he withdrew from his partner.

Anakin looked over his shoulder, "What the hell do you call that? You barely even got started!"

"You're never satisfied, Anakin. You said you wanted it quick!"

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Now, can I have Wendy back, please???

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE THE WENDY BACK ~

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HAHAHAHA this is great! You are a natural Ani/Palpy writer! I can totally see Anakin looking over his shoulder like that all annoyed. LMFAO

You rock!!!!!!!!! SO HARD! I really need to make a tag for all your "quick Palpakin fic" that ends up in here. LOL

Re: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

What "all"? I think this is only the second quick palpakin fic that has landed in your LJ...or anywhere else for that matter. It's an OK effort for no proof reading, editing, and completed in about 5 minutes. Writing something similar for Obidala would have taken me an hour as my stomach revolted at the thought of it!!!!

Re: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[notfromajedi.livejournal.com]

It's a STELLAR effort!

Wrong account. Oh hey lookie a kitten icon :)

I'm glad you find Palpakin easier to stomach than Obidala. I guess that means you're okay with whoring out Anakin away from your OTP but not Obi-Wan?

Re: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, no more it means that I don't see Obi-Wan as a sexual creature at ALL unless he's with Anakin. Anakin is just pure sex appeal!!!!!

[notfromajedi.livejournal.com]

I don't disagree on the sex appeal. But Obi-Wan belongs with Qui-Gon!!!

[gizzi1213.livejournal.com]

No no no, Qui-Gon belongs with Shmi!!!!

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon can have a one-nighter with Shmi, sure. But she needs to go on and marry Cliegg. *sage nod* Why don't I have any Qui-Gon icons on this account? Fail!

[caffeinatedkate.livejournal.com]

I won't tag anyone. Because tagging is decidedly of the dark side.
That's odd, I thought you were all about the Dark Side. :p

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

Ha!!! I try, but I seem to always end up on the Fluffy Side >.>

[atheva]

I am also lazy about getting memes done. u_ub

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

I love being tagged for them, and would always answer the call of TEH TAG, but now I am free.

[azurien.livejournal.com]

I must be a very good Jedi since i have never once tagged anything in all my years of lj'ing

[lumy12.livejournal.com]

Strong in the Force are you!
(er... strong in following it?)
I thought you didn't even use this journal anymore!

[azurien.livejournal.com]

lol i dont write anything in it but i can still SEES with it ha.