Title: "The Spare"
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry, Cedric, Voldemort, and a godawful Mary Sue :D
Prompt: for a Suefic contest at
hogwarts_elite, in which we were asked to rewrite any scene from the series with the inclusion of a Mary Sue/Gary Stu. I have the dubious honor of winning first place with this atrocity! I think it was my inclusion of meme references/house stereotypes... or maybe I've missed my calling as a Sue writer!
Word Count: 1134
Rating: PG
Summary:
Author's Notes: Crack!fic, definitely. You may need brain bleach should you wish to read this. Really I'm just posting it because I haven't posted anything here in ages. And I never get to use my Santa!Lucius icon (sorry, Lucius does not appear in the story, I'm sure he's very glad about that). MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
( You have been warned! )
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry, Cedric, Voldemort, and a godawful Mary Sue :D
Prompt: for a Suefic contest at
Word Count: 1134
Rating: PG
Summary:
Author's Notes: Crack!fic, definitely. You may need brain bleach should you wish to read this. Really I'm just posting it because I haven't posted anything here in ages. And I never get to use my Santa!Lucius icon (sorry, Lucius does not appear in the story, I'm sure he's very glad about that). MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
( You have been warned! )